Time for Some Dog Pics

Brindy hasn’t made much of an appearance on this blog lately, so here are a few pictures. Generally she is perfectly content to be in her bed at the far end of the couch while I am on the other end. This evening, though, she has snuck down to my end and is slowly working her way out of her bed:

Here, she has made it all the way onto my lap and is hoping I haven’t noticed!

And here she is staking claim to mom’s bed:

Hydrangea Flowers

Here are a few shots of my latest flowers. Turned out well, I think, but as you can probably imagine, they are an incredible amount of work! Thankfully, my Cricut machine did all the cutting.

Here’s what each piece looks like straight from being cut:

Each piece is dusted with Pan Pastel to give it a little bit of an ombre effect and then coated lightly with a fixative spray. Then the middle of each piece gets a dot or two of color. Each of the four petals is carefully curled. Then one piece is hot-glued to some brown bind wire and a second piece quickly attached opposite to it before the glue sets. The bottom petals are then curled up towards the center. Lastly, the wires are joined together with floral tape in groups of 20 or so for the smaller flower heads to 60 or so for the biggest ones.

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it before, but many of my flowers, including this one, are from Lia Griffith’s web site: liagriffith.com

Monsters under the Bed

My favorite comic strip ever was “Calvin and Hobbes” and I have the massive 3-book set of the complete collection. Every few years, I page through them to revisit the great art and the alternately funny, poignant, and thought-provoking strips.

One theme in the strips is Calvin’s interaction with the monsters under his bed. Rereading the comic brought to mind the monsters I had under my own bed as a kid and the steps I took to banish them.

I had alligators under my bed. If I had to get up in the middle of the night, my feet had to hit the floor at least a foot away from the edge of the bed to avoid them being able to snatch me. And the same getting back into bed.

Additionally, if any part of my body hung out over the edge of the bed, that part was fair game for the ‘gators. That wasn’t a problem when I was small, but as I grew up, my twin mattress made keeping all my limbs within the confines of the bed more difficult.

We moved to a new house sometime after I turned eleven and the alligators came along. The weird thing is I always knew the alligators weren’t really there. But knowing they weren’t there and feeling comfortable allowing my foot or hand to hang out over the edge of the bed were two entirely different things.

At some point during that year I decided this was an absolutely ridiculous situation and that I had to do something about it. I was too sensible to be scared of nonexistent monsters. Yet there I was, jumping in and out or bed every night.

I still remember my epiphany: if I couldn’t just get rid of them, I could change them! So, in my mind, the alligators became squirrels and instead of biting, they could tickle me if I left a limb hanging out.

This worked very well and I soon made an additional refinement: they could only tickle me if I was over the edge of the bed for more than 5 minutes. It became a bit of a game to see how close to 5 minutes I could come before snatching my hand or foot back.

All of this, mind you, while the logical part of me knew there was no substance or reality to any of this. It eventually got to the point where I gave myself credit for all the years in which I hadn’t used my 5-minute grace period and therefore could hang over the edge as long as I wanted as I had hours and hours of time before I could be tickled.

At that point, the whole monster under the bed idea finally began to fade away. But I still marvel at the steps my kid’s brain took to solve the whole problem.

I still think of those squirrels every once in a while, but I’ve got a queen bed now so they don’t have a chance to get me 🙂

Kayaking Pictures

Here are some pictures taken while out kayaking on our little lake:

There are two coyotes in this picture; one below the chair on the right and one at the water’s edge to the right of the green grass at lake level. The building in back is the golf clubhouse with lots of activity on a Sunday morning. Coyotes obviously not very concerned!

Hats

My hat collection has continued to grow and now some of them are sprouting/sporting feathers!

The hats had taken over the top of my dresser and were threatening to spread to other pieces of furniture so I have found them a new home:

For those of you who might remember her, that’s a picture of Tuple, my previous dog, hanging above the hats.